Jokes made today.... :D

Go go tudong ranjers.........hahahahaha...
Created by: Victor and me

There were four people in an mrt train
A Singaporean, A Russian, A British and a bangla
British man : Started trowing out pounds " I have a lot of this in my country"
Russian man : Started throwing out wine " i Have alot of this in my country"
Singaporean man : Threw out the bangla man " I have alot of banglas in my country"
Bangla man : Before splattering to the ground " I have many deaths in my country"
Created by muhanesh , me and victor

There were 4 people on a hunt for animals
After 2 hours they came back..
The Asian hunter came back with a pig
"How did u get that ? "
The Asian hunter: Me see treck, me follow treck, me get pig
The British hunter came back with a bear
"How did u get that?"
The British Hunter : Me see treck, me follow treck, me get bear
The China Hunter came back with bandage around his body and was walking with clutches
"how did u get those"
The China Hunter : Me see track, me follow track, me get hit down by train.....
BY muhanesh


How do u blast an Indian woman??
Press the dot on their head and they will explode
Indian women , dont be offended. its just a joke
By muhanesh